Tuesday, January 29

Why do I always sound like a sociopath?



Him: Hey, you look great, Athia!

Me: Thanks.

Okay. Stop staring. Say something, idiot. There’s too much silence. Should I compliment him? No. That seems disingenuous.

Oh, god. He’s still looking at you. Say. Something.

Me: You have really nice skin.

Okay. Not too bad…

Me: I bet someone would be thrilled to wear you as a coat.

Well, fuck me. That was a stunning turd. Just…just smile awkwardly until he walks away.

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